Don't Listen to the Weatherman

The weatherman says pack an umbrella
But he should have checked with the other fella
Because it was sunny all day and hot
He said it would rain but it did not

Whenever there’s moisture in the air
And it is raining everywhere
That’s when the weatherman will say
It will be dry and sunny today

When the wind blows cold and warm
And it looks like it’s gonna storm
The weatherman says it will be eighty
Pleasantly warm and a little shady

Then the tornado touches down
It’s only inches from the ground
It tosses you up in the air
You can see it twirl up there
You shouldn’t listen to the weatherman
He can’t tell the ocean from the land
He can’t tell the wet from the dry
Don’t listen to him and that is why